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The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

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Submitted by USER01611 on December 23, 2004.

Score
1hit so far
8tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Gerald FordDec 26, 2006 Dec 26, 2006 93
9 Art LinkletterMay 26, 2010 May 26, 2010 97
8 Pope John Paul II hitApr 2, 2005 Apr 2, 2005 84
7 Lady Bird JohnsonJul 11, 2007 Jul 11, 2007 94
6 Kitty CarlisleApr 17, 2007 Apr 17, 2007 96
5 Les PaulAug 13, 2009 Aug 13, 2009 94
4 Byron NelsonSep 26, 2006 Sep 26, 2006 94
3 Brooke AstorAug 13, 2007 Aug 13, 2007 105
2 Carlo PontiJan 9, 2007 Jan 9, 2007 94
1 Carol ChanningJan 15, 2019 Jan 15, 2019 97

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2003

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'