This list was submitted by The Grim Assclown on Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 at 5:09 AM PST for The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | James Doohan | July 20th, 2005 | 85 |
9 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
8 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
7 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
6 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
5 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
4 | Leon Askin | June 3rd, 2005 | 97 |
3 | Eddie Albert | May 26th, 2005 | 99 |
2 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
1 | Britney Spears | Alive | 43 |
23 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021