This list was submitted by USER00051 on Wednesday, May 20th, 1998 at 9:08 AM PDT for The May '98 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 9 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
| 8 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 7 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 6 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
| 5 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
| 4 | Robert Morgan | May 22nd, 1998 | 70 |
| 3 | Mary Ash | November 22nd, 2001 | 83 |
| 2 | Frank Sinatra | May 14th, 1998 | 82 |
| 1 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 6 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999