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The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Putting the FUN in FUNeral

Submitted by USER01387 on January 14, 2004.

Score
3hits so far
19tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Barney Kessel hitMay 6, 2004 May 6, 2004 80
9 Sarah BradyApr 3, 2015 Apr 3, 2015 73
8 Pope John Paul IIApr 2, 2005 Apr 2, 2005 84
7 Ronald Reagan hitJun 5, 2004 Jun 5, 2004 93
6 Lady Bird JohnsonJul 11, 2007 Jul 11, 2007 94
5 Gabriel Garcia MarquezApr 17, 2014 Apr 17, 2014 87
4 Eunice ShriverAug 11, 2009 Aug 11, 2009 88
3 Rosa ParksOct 24, 2005 Oct 24, 2005 92
2 Fay Wray hitAug 8, 2004 Aug 8, 2004 96
1 Freddy FenderOct 14, 2006 Oct 14, 2006 69

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2005

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.