This list was submitted by USER02037 on Thursday, January 1st, 2004 at 5:30 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 9 | Tug McGraw | January 5th, 2004 | 59 |
| 8 | Syd Barrett | July 7th, 2006 | 60 |
| 7 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 6 | Jack Bruce | October 25th, 2014 | 71 |
| 5 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 3 | Gordon Lightfoot | May 1st, 2023 | 84 |
| 2 | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | April 17th, 2014 | 87 |
| 1 | John Galbraith | April 29th, 2006 | 97 |
| 19 points | 2 hits |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002