This list was submitted by E-Brake on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 11:44 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Mark David Chapman | Alive | 69 |
9 | Patsy Ramsey | June 24th, 2006 | 49 |
8 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
7 | Jesse Helms | July 4th, 2008 | 86 |
6 | Steven Seagal | Alive | ? |
5 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
4 | George Steinbrenner | July 13th, 2010 | 80 |
3 | Ivan Demyanyuk | March 17th, 2012 | 91 |
2 | Maurice Papon | February 17th, 2007 | 96 |
1 | Charles Manson | November 19th, 2017 | 83 |
5 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003