This list was submitted by RJ Thurmont on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 8:53 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 9 | Maurice Papon | February 17th, 2007 | 96 |
| 8 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 7 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 6 | Leon Askin | June 3rd, 2005 | 97 |
| 5 | Joe Eszterhas | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Herbert Lom | September 27th, 2012 | 95 |
| 3 | Hildegarde Sell | July 29th, 2005 | 99 |
| 2 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
| 1 | Larry Hagman | November 23rd, 2012 | 81 |
| 19 points | 3 hits |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999