This list was submitted by Big Bald Jon on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 8:43 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Kitty Wells | July 16th, 2012 | 92 |
| 9 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 8 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
| 7 | Les Paul | August 13th, 2009 | 94 |
| 6 | Earl Scruggs | March 28th, 2012 | 88 |
| 5 | Skeeter Davis | September 19th, 2004 | 72 |
| 4 | Billy Preston | June 6th, 2006 | 59 |
| 3 | Chuck Berry | March 18th, 2017 | 90 |
| 2 | Artie Shaw | December 30th, 2004 | 94 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 16 points | 3 hits | ||
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002