This list was submitted by Roger Gowiththrottleup on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 8:22 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Saddam Hussein | December 29th, 2006 | 69 |
| 9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 8 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 7 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 6 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
| 5 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 4 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
| 3 | Frank Perdue | March 31st, 2005 | 84 |
| 2 | William Manchester | June 1st, 2004 | 82 |
| 1 | Les Paul | August 13th, 2009 | 94 |
| 10 points | 2 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014