This list was submitted by USER01832 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 8:03 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
8 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
7 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
6 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
5 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
4 | Saddam Hussein | December 29th, 2006 | 69 |
3 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
2 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
1 | Rodney Dangerfield | October 5th, 2004 | 82 |
28 points | 5 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003