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This list was submitted by USER02009 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 7:39 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
8Rodney Dangerfield October 5th, 200482
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
5Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
4Vladimir PutinAlive?
3Larry HagmanNovember 23rd, 201281
2Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
1Richard ChamberlainAlive90
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999