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This list was submitted by USER00028 on Sunday, May 17th, 1998 at 2:42 PM PDT for The May '98 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Horton FooteMarch 4th, 200992
8Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
7Luciano PavarottiSeptember 6th, 200771
6Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMarch 30th, 200294
5Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
4Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
3Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
2Barry Goldwater May 29th, 199889
1Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002