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This list was submitted by USER01770 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 4:42 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Fay Wray August 8th, 200496
7Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
6Arthur ClarkeMarch 19th, 200890
5Johnny Oates December 24th, 200458
4Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
3Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
2Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
1Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999