The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

NJ Deadlines

Submitted by Jackalope_Ghost on December 31, 2003.

Score

1hit so far

5tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Jerry LewisAug 20, 2017	Aug 20, 2017	91
9	Ryan O'NealDec 8, 2023	Dec 8, 2023	82
8	Ethel KennedyOct 10, 2024	Oct 10, 2024	96
7	Hugh HefnerSep 27, 2017	Sep 27, 2017	91
6	Pope John Paul IIApr 2, 2005	Apr 2, 2005	84
5	Marlon Brando hitJul 2, 2004	Jul 2, 2004	80
4	Dom DeLuiseMay 5, 2009	May 5, 2009	75
3	Annette FunicelloApr 8, 2013	Apr 8, 2013	70
2	Arthur MillerFeb 10, 2005	Feb 10, 2005	89
1	Lady Bird JohnsonJul 11, 2007	Jul 11, 2007	94

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.