This list was submitted by USER00744 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 3:36 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Larry Hagman||November 23rd, 2012||81|
|9||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|8||Sherman Hemsley||July 24th, 2012||74|
|7||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|6||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|5||Fay Wray||August 8th, 2004||96|
|2||Earl Scruggs||March 28th, 2012||88|
|1||Elisabeth Kubler-Ross||August 24th, 2004||78|
|13 points||3 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003