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This list was submitted by Dollar Bill on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 2:23 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fay Wray August 8th, 200496
9Kitty CarlisleApril 17th, 200796
8Gloria StuartSeptember 26th, 2010100
7Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
6Julia Child August 13th, 200491
5Jane WyattOctober 20th, 200696
4Jane WymanSeptember 10th, 200790
3June AllysonJuly 8th, 200688
2Not Famous 
1Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
16 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999