This list was submitted by Dollar Bill on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 2:23 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
9 | Kitty Carlisle | April 17th, 2007 | 96 |
8 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
7 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
6 | Julia Child | August 13th, 2004 | 91 |
5 | Jane Wyatt | October 20th, 2006 | 96 |
4 | Jane Wyman | September 10th, 2007 | 90 |
3 | June Allyson | July 8th, 2006 | 88 |
2 | Not Famous | ||
1 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
16 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999