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This list was submitted by USER01375 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 11:22 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
9Ronnie HawkinsMay 29th, 202287
8Eddie AlbertMay 26th, 200599
7Johnny Oates December 24th, 200458
6Thurl RavenscroftMay 22nd, 200591
5Skeeter Davis September 19th, 200472
4Yasser Arafat November 11th, 200475
3Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
2Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
1Glenn FordAugust 30th, 200690
26 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021