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This list was submitted by USER01375 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 11:22 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Not Famous 
9Johnny Oates December 24th, 200458
8Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
7Barney Kessel May 6th, 200480
6Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
5Maurice PaponFebruary 17th, 200796
4Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
3John Barrymore November 29th, 200472
2Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
1Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
27 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003