This list was submitted by USER01375 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 11:22 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Not Famous | ||
9 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
8 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
7 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
6 | Mitch Miller | July 31st, 2010 | 99 |
5 | Maurice Papon | February 17th, 2007 | 96 |
4 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
3 | John Barrymore | November 29th, 2004 | 72 |
2 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
1 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
27 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003