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This list was submitted by USER01946 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 9:18 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
8Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
7Ozzy OsbourneAlive72
6Sharon OsbourneAlive?
5Gordie HoweJune 10th, 201688
4Jim McKayJune 7th, 200886
3George ClintonAlive?
250 CentAlive?
1Ernest GalloMarch 6th, 200797
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013