I'm not dead yet!

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This list was submitted by USER01940 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 3:35 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Rodney Dangerfield October 5th, 200482
7Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
6Prince RainierApril 6th, 200581
5Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
4Archibald Cox May 29th, 200492
3Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
2Art ModellSeptember 6th, 201287
1Tug McGraw January 5th, 200459
23 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998