This list was submitted by USER01929 on Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 at 8:44 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 8 | Leon Askin | June 3rd, 2005 | 97 |
| 7 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 6 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
| 5 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 4 | Rodney Dangerfield | October 5th, 2004 | 82 |
| 3 | Keith Richards | Alive | 82 |
| 2 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
| 1 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 13 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021