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This list was submitted by Mary Tyler Morgue on Saturday, December 27th, 2003 at 9:11 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
9Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Billy PrestonJune 6th, 200659
6Al LewisFebruary 3rd, 200682
5Janet Leigh October 3rd, 200477
4Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
3Marlon Brando July 2nd, 200480
2Jack Paar January 27th, 200485
1Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
19 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003