This list was submitted by Mary Tyler Morgue on Saturday, December 27th, 2003 at 9:11 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Brooke Astor||August 13th, 2007||105|
|9||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|8||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|7||Billy Preston||June 6th, 2006||59|
|6||Al Lewis||February 3rd, 2006||82|
|5||Janet Leigh||October 3rd, 2004||77|
|4||Tom Laughlin||December 12th, 2013||82|
|3||Marlon Brando||July 2nd, 2004||80|
|2||Jack Paar||January 27th, 2004||85|
|1||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|19 points||4 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003