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This list was submitted by USER01830 on Saturday, December 27th, 2003 at 2:30 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Henri Cartier-Bresson July 31st, 200495
9Ernest GalloMarch 6th, 200797
8Kitty CarlisleApril 17th, 200796
7Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
6Jane WyattOctober 20th, 200696
5Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
4Ralph EdwardsNovember 16th, 200592
3C. Everett KoopFebruary 25th, 201396
2Studs TerkelOctober 31st, 200896
1Paul TibbetsNovember 1st, 200792
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998