Put the FUN back into FUNeral!!!

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This list was submitted by noseinbook on Thursday, December 25th, 2003 at 3:13 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pervez MusharrafFebruary 5th, 202379
9Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
8Alistair Cooke March 30th, 200495
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Fay Wray August 8th, 200496
5Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
4Leon AskinJune 3rd, 200597
3Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
2Rodney Dangerfield October 5th, 200482
1Saddam HusseinDecember 29th, 200669
25 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998