This list was submitted by bridgy on Sunday, December 21st, 2003 at 8:13 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 8 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 7 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 6 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 5 | Leon Askin | June 3rd, 2005 | 97 |
| 4 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
| 3 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
| 2 | Walter Cronkite | July 17th, 2009 | 92 |
| 1 | Jack Paar | January 27th, 2004 | 85 |
| 24 points | 4 hits |
He was called "The Master of Malaprop", which is where you purposely use the wrong word in a sentence, making it hilarious. For example, saying "You could have knocked me over with a fender." We assume the word "hilarious" meant something different back in the 60's.
(d) November 7th, 2020