This list was submitted by USER01856 on Thursday, December 18th, 2003 at 2:09 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
9 | Michael Jackson | June 25th, 2009 | 50 |
8 | Larry Flynt | February 10th, 2021 | 78 |
7 | Monty Hall | September 30th, 2017 | 96 |
6 | Dom DeLuise | May 5th, 2009 | 75 |
5 | Earl Weaver | January 19th, 2013 | 82 |
4 | Tony Randall | May 17th, 2004 | 84 |
3 | Yogi Berra | September 22nd, 2015 | 90 |
2 | Dr. Ruth Westheimer | Alive | ? |
1 | Spiro Agnew | September 17th, 1996 | 77 |
4 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021