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This list was submitted by USER01856 on Thursday, December 18th, 2003 at 2:09 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Michael JacksonJune 25th, 200950
8Larry FlyntFebruary 10th, 202178
7Monty HallSeptember 30th, 201796
6Dom DeLuiseMay 5th, 200975
5Earl WeaverJanuary 19th, 201382
4Tony Randall May 17th, 200484
3Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
2Dr. Ruth WestheimerAlive?
1Spiro AgnewSeptember 17th, 199677
4 points 1 hit 


Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021