The Proud, the few, the dead

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This list was submitted by USER01855 on Thursday, December 18th, 2003 at 11:38 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
7Edward HeathJuly 17th, 200589
6Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
5Oscar PetersonDecember 23rd, 200782
4Eddie AlbertMay 26th, 200599
3Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
2Charlton HestonApril 5th, 200884
1Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002