Theordis Warren 1 — Stiffs.com

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Joe DiMaggio	March 8th, 1999	84
9	Barry Goldwater	May 29th, 1998	89
8	Katharine Hepburn	June 29th, 2003	96
7	Boxcar Willie	April 12th, 1999	67
6	Victor Mature	August 4th, 1999	?
5	Don Larsen	January 1st, 2020	90
4	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
3	Idi Amin	August 16th, 2003	78
2	Madame Chiang Kai-Shek	October 23rd, 2003	106
1	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
9 points		1 hit

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999