E-Brake 02: Use the forks

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
9	Carol Shields	July 16th, 2003	68
8	Sarah Brady	April 3rd, 2015	73
7	Gene Barry	December 9th, 2009	90
6	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
5	David Brinkley	June 11th, 2003	?
4	Richard Pryor	December 10th, 2005	65
3	Eddie Albert	May 26th, 2005	99
2	Bobby Bonds	August 23rd, 2003	57
1	Art Carney	November 9th, 2003	85
22 points		4 hits

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999