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This list was submitted by USER03299 for The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dick MorrisAlive?
9Allen FuntSeptember 5th, 199984
8David BrinkleyJune 11th, 2003?
7Akira Kurosawa September 6th, 199888
6Oscar PetersonDecember 23rd, 200782
5PrinceApril 21st, 201657
4Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
3Yvonne CraigAugust 17th, 201578
2Marjory Douglas May 14th, 1998108
1Marie-Louise Meilleur April 16th, 1998117
10 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998