This list was submitted by FTG on Thursday, February 27th, 2003 at 11:14 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Patsy Ramsey | June 24th, 2006 | 49 |
| 9 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
| 8 | Pat Lawford | September 17th, 2006 | 82 |
| 7 | Jim Otto | May 19th, 2024 | 86 |
| 6 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 5 | Skeeter Davis | September 19th, 2004 | 72 |
| 4 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 3 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 2 | George Kennan | March 17th, 2005 | 101 |
| 1 | Le Duc Anh | April 22nd, 2019 | 98 |
| 18 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998