This list was submitted by USER01611 on Thursday, February 27th, 2003 at 3:46 PM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Sharon Osbourne | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 8 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
| 7 | Little Jimmy Dickens | January 2nd, 2015 | 94 |
| 6 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
| 5 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
| 4 | Not Famous | ||
| 3 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
| 2 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
| 1 | Charles Nelson Reilly | May 25th, 2007 | 76 |
| 3 points | 1 hit | ||
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999