This list was submitted by 1BCeltics on Monday, February 24th, 2003 at 7:45 AM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
9 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
8 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
7 | Estee Lauder | April 24th, 2004 | 97 |
6 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
5 | Jim Otto | May 19th, 2024 | 86 |
4 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
3 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
2 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
1 | Art Carney | November 9th, 2003 | 85 |
14 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003