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This list was submitted by 1BCeltics on Monday, February 24th, 2003 at 7:45 AM PST for The March '03 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Carol Shields July 16th, 200368
9Barney KesselMay 6th, 200480
8Warren ZevonSeptember 7th, 200356
7Estee LauderApril 24th, 200497
6Fay WrayAugust 8th, 200496
5Jim OttoMay 19th, 202486
4Katharine Hepburn June 29th, 200396
3. SuhartoJanuary 27th, 200886
2Sheb WooleySeptember 16th, 200382
1Art CarneyNovember 9th, 200385
14 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003