This list was submitted by USER01814 on Sunday, February 2nd, 2003 at 5:41 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|9||Bob Hope||July 27th, 2003||100|
|8||Warren Zevon||September 7th, 2003||56|
|7||Strom Thurmond||June 26th, 2003||100|
|6||Jerry Lewis||August 20th, 2017||91|
|5||Johnny Cash||September 12th, 2003||71|
|4||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|3||Byron Nelson||September 26th, 2006||94|
|2||Ronnie Biggs||December 18th, 2013||84|
|1||Lady Bird Johnson||July 11th, 2007||94|
|29 points||4 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003