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This list was submitted by USER01814 on Sunday, February 2nd, 2003 at 5:41 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
8Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
7Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
6Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
5Johnny Cash September 12th, 200371
4Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
3Byron NelsonSeptember 26th, 200694
2Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
1Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
29 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003