This list was submitted by Tripper on Friday, January 31st, 2003 at 7:31 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
8 | Max Schmeling | February 2nd, 2005 | 99 |
7 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
6 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
5 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
4 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
3 | Joe Barbera | December 18th, 2006 | 95 |
2 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
1 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
34 points | 5 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021