This list was submitted by USER01130 on Wednesday, January 15th, 2003 at 7:45 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Penny Singleton | November 12th, 2003 | 95 |
| 9 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 8 | Winona Ryder | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 4 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 3 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 2 | Not Famous | ||
| 1 | Fay Wray | August 8th, 2004 | 96 |
| 33 points | 5 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998