This list was submitted by USER01795 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 9:16 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 7 | Barry White | July 4th, 2003 | 58 |
| 6 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
| 5 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 4 | Eddie Albert | May 26th, 2005 | 99 |
| 3 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 2 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 1 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 30 points | 5 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003