This list was submitted by USER01226 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 8:04 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 9 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 6 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 5 | William Proxmire | December 15th, 2005 | 90 |
| 4 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
| 3 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
| 2 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
| 1 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 21 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003