Corpse Cavalcade — Stiffs.com

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Warren Zevon	September 7th, 2003	56
9	Ronald Reagan	June 5th, 2004	93
8	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
7	Strom Thurmond	June 26th, 2003	100
6	Annette Funicello	April 8th, 2013	70
5	Gordon Lightfoot	Alive	?
4	Buddy Ebsen	July 6th, 2003	95
3	Sharon Osbourne	Alive	?
2	Pope John Paul II	April 2nd, 2005	84
1	Billy Graham	February 21st, 2018	99
29 points		4 hits

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The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999