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This list was submitted by USER01787 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 7:31 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
9Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
8Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
7Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
6Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
5Gordon LightfootAlive?
4Buddy Ebsen July 6th, 200395
3Sharon OsbourneAlive?
2Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
29 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999