This list was submitted by USER01555 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 7:17 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 9 | Richard Daley | Alive | 83 |
| 8 | Al Lopez | October 30th, 2005 | 97 |
| 7 | Whitey Ford | October 8th, 2020 | 91 |
| 6 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 4 | Tom Poston | April 30th, 2007 | 85 |
| 3 | Not Famous | ||
| 2 | Bob Mathias | September 2nd, 2006 | 75 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 5 points | 1 hit | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998