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This list was submitted by USER01555 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 7:17 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
9Richard DaleyAlive83
8Al LopezOctober 30th, 200597
7Whitey FordOctober 8th, 202091
6Not Famous 
5Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
4Tom PostonApril 30th, 200785
3Not Famous 
2Bob MathiasSeptember 2nd, 200675
1Not Famous 
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998