Y'know, it used to be a big deal, but is there anybody left in the world who even knows what the hell a decathlon is?
Talk about bad luck. First, she's born a Brit. Then, her husband is exposed as the central figure in a big sex and security scandal, but it happens 30 years before Hard Copy, so she can't cash in. Now she's dead, and she's only on one list! What a pisser.
(d) November 13th, 1998