This list was submitted by filthy whore on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 4:39 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Yasser Arafat | November 11th, 2004 | 75 |
8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
7 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
6 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
4 | Bobby Brown | Alive | ? |
3 | Not Famous | ||
2 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
1 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
19 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003