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This list was submitted by filthy whore on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 4:39 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
9Yasser ArafatNovember 11th, 200475
8Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
7Elisabeth Kubler-RossAugust 24th, 200478
6Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Bobby BrownAlive?
3Not Famous 
2Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
1Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
19 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003