This list was submitted by USER01761 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 2:47 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
8 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
7 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
6 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | Michael Dukakis | Alive | ? |
4 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
3 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
2 | Kurt Vonnegut | April 11th, 2007 | 84 |
1 | Hamid Karzai | Alive | ? |
19 points | 3 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000