This list was submitted by Chicago Jake on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 9:09 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 8 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 6 | Joey Bishop | October 17th, 2007 | 89 |
| 5 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 4 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
| 3 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 2 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
| 1 | Jack Klugman | December 24th, 2012 | 90 |
| 37 points | 5 hits |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005