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This list was submitted by USER00493 on Monday, December 30th, 2002 at 2:03 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
9Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
8Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
4Johnny Cash September 12th, 200371
3John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
2Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
1Ben AffleckAlive53
31 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

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