This list was submitted by Charlie Dont Surf on Monday, December 30th, 2002 at 9:11 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Hamid Karzai | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
| 7 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 6 | Pervez Musharraf | February 5th, 2023 | 79 |
| 5 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
| 4 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
| 3 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 2 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 1 | Ethel Kennedy | October 10th, 2024 | 96 |
| 13 points | 2 hits |
Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.
(d) December 6th, 2000