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The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Mr. & Mrs. Clarke-Hall

Submitted by USER03186.

Score
1hit so far
7tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10Not famous
9 Olivia Newton-JohnAug 8, 2022 Aug 8, 2022 73
8 Tommy MorrisonSep 1, 2013 Sep 1, 2013 44
7 Frank Sinatra hitMay 14, 1998 May 14, 1998 82
6 Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016 Dec 18, 2016 99
5 Boris YeltsinApr 23, 2007 Apr 23, 2007 76
4Not famous
3 Bob HopeJul 27, 2003 Jul 27, 2003 100
2 Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMar 30, 2002 Mar 30, 2002 94
1 Pope John Paul IIApr 2, 2005 Apr 2, 2005 84

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.