Simon Raven
Nevermore.
- Name
- Simon Raven
- Died on
- Saturday, May 12th, 2001
- Famous
- Confirmed
- Friday, December 31st, 1999
Simon Raven was never played in a game.
Nevermore.
Simon Raven was never played in a game.
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998