The jet plane carrying this golfer (he was the stupid-looking one with the knickers) took off from Florida headed for Dallas, and ended up crashing into South Dakota. That, folks, is a serious slice.
Payne Stewart was never played in a game.
You haven't lived until you've heard The Del Rubio Triplets' version of "El Condor Pasa."
(d) December 16th, 1996