Joey Heatherton

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Joey Heatherton
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Sunday, September 30th, 2001
Joey Heatherton
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 Games Played Lists 
1.The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool2
2.The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool1
3.The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool1
4.The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool1
5.The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool1
6.The February 2014 Lee Jr.1
7.The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool1
8.The February 2010 Lee Jr.1
9.The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool2
10.The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool1
11.The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool1
12.The March '02 Lee Jr.1
13.The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool1
 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999